transforming spam into art


Some small irony

Recently this site has been the recipient of a trickling of spam here and there.  For a time I simply clicked on the “spam it” link and that was that.  And then I thought:  man, maybe I’m missing an opportunity here!  Why not extract the content of the spam and save it for later audio pieces?  So now before deleting the spam, I save it in a notepad file and plan to do some fun musical treatments with the often incoherent, insipid content.  Interestingly, the tune “Don’t waste your weiner” gets the most hits!  Nothing Freudian here…..

The name of my notepad file is: Teisha lives! 

Teisha on radio

Mank’s track ‘Bored of spam’ was played on the ‘Eldorado’ show on swedish broadcasting radio last thursday. The host provided detailed information about the project and the collective for the listeners.

/anders

Track 12 I be Circuitous - norelpref

I originally planned a musical rendition of Gogol’s “Dead Souls,” only using spam names as my fictional serfs, or “Spam Souls.”  I recorded names of spam senders for a while and then read them all off as fast as I could.  I incorporated that within a jumbled tapestry or voices and noises.  The title “I Be Circuitous” was actually a subject from a spam email I received.  I knew immediately it would be the title of my track….

http://www.heavyconfetti.com  | http://www.norelpref.com

 
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Track 11 the v[agr@ effect - Anders Ostberg

http://www.andersostberg.net/

 
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Track 10 Teisha in Delhi - rinus van alebeek

central station: zeromoon.com/rinus
the latest news: rinusvanalebeek.livejournal.com

 
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Track 09 Teisha is banned - weg

I signed up for this song as it sounded like a great way to express some feelings on frustration. I was frustrated along with many other emotions when my wife left in June and would not speak to me…. but I could still get all the spam in the world whether I wanted it or not, frustrating…. I used a Roland Handsonic into a Gibson echoplex straight into my new Macbook. I played a Puerto Rican Cuatro made from Mango wood, along with some odd singing and whistling. I processed loops through an Alesis AirFX. I used some Garage band effects on some of the duplicate channels and some of the vocals.

 
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Track 08 Silence is banned - Peter Gambles

“Spam, junk mail, telesales, muzak, TV, cellphone, carphone, don’tstop, shop til you drop, silence is banned.
Didgeridoo, native American drum, analogue electronic drone,transistor radio, electric guitars, softsynths, voice.”

 
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Track 06 bored of spam - mank

trivia - the vocals were recorded on a ship on the arctic ocean.

 
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Track 05 don’t waste your weiner - Nick Robinson

acoustic/electric guitar and spam phrases arranged and processed using Ableton Live.

www.looping.me.uk
www.myspace.com/nickrobinsonloops

 
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Track 04 a teisha we all fall down - david cooper orton

dco - guitars, voice, sonic manipulations, Acidification, loops etc;text selected from a sequence of spam messages received on June 22nd 2007 - any narrative flow is purely coincidental…

www.davidcooperorton.co.uk
www.myspace.com/ortones

 
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Track 03 Teisha - subscape annex

Process:
Used a few hundred subject and timestamps from my spam folder and had “Ralph” and “Victoria” read them using Mac OS X’s Text to Speech application, along with short “teisha” and “teisha has been banned” text files. Used Ambrosia’s WireTap Pro to record to QuickTime. Switched between the looped-in-QuickTime spoken word files fed into my multiple effects pedal signal chain, manipulated and captured loops as I went along creating layers.

Software:
Mac OS X Text to Speech
Ambrosia Software’s Wiretap Pro
QuickTime Player
Sound Soap

Hardware:
MacBook Pro
(loopers) Akai Headrush, Boss RC-20, RC-20XL, Digitech Jamman
(effects) Moog Moogerfooger lowpass filter, analog delay, super analog
delay, MuRF, bass MuRF

http://www.subscapeannex.com/

 
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Track 02 - Cancer Money - Jagat Skad

Description: Digital Organs + Smashing Things + Bruckner + Spam Text

 
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Track 01 - Teisha’s Magic Atom - Adam J. Wimbush

In creating this piece I approached the concept of spam at a personal level.Every now and then I empty my hard-drive of folders containing sound experiments but nothing as extreme as actually deleting them completely, they make it to a CDR archive, were they remain in a digital deep freeze.By imagining these unused sound files as a kind of sonic spam, I’ve chosen files with specific atmospheres, which have been re-recorded in FFWD because when I was skipping through the tracks I thought this process resembled the way I navigate my inbox. So the results were deconstructed and rebuilt, mixing and looping the separate sounds to frame the lyrics, originally from spam mail ‘Subject’ lines that inevitably got elaborated and embellished upon.

 
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Teisha CD Finished!

With twelve variegated, compelling tracks, the Teisha is Now Banned CD is now complete.  The packages have been created and will be mailed out to project participants tomorrow.   The artists come from England, Germany, Sweden, Norway and the United States, making for an international creative effort.

The tracks will be posted here soon, and the whole CD will be available in non-lossy and lossy formats over at archive.org by the end of the week.

A big thank you and applause to all who participated in this project.

Track 07 - Des Slow & The Stop Pills - No Subject

Initially I used TalkBackToBasics to create audio versions of the Teisha related emails. I processed and manipulated these as loops which were then remixed to form the finished track. The source materials created in this project were quite varied and some will definitely be used in future projects.

 
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@126.com

The lyrics in this piece are taken verbatim from comments left by a spammer on norelpref.com a few months ago.  Does a person by the name of Mike Shit actually exist?  According to the unrequested comments, he is someone to be reckoned with in the world of teh internets.

 
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